There was once a tale, a tale about Beavers and Woodpeckers
fighting each other to claim a rare type of wood called Black Poplar. Beavers
wanted the wood to build Dams. The Woodpeckers on the other hand wanted the
wood to create more jobs for their kind so that they can employ more Woodpeckers
to peck on wood for a living. Even though the Woodpeckers were a nuisance, the
Beavers fought them off by using the wood to their advantage by making weapons
such as Bows, Catapults and even wooden planes. The story was so bizarre that
no one in their right mind believed it.
One day a group of stupid Lumberjacks picked up on the story
and were hell bent on seeking for the wood so that they can make houses, carts
and book shelves. Jack the Lumberjack, The leader of the Lumberjacks, travelled
into the woods with his men to find the Black Poplar tree. As days went by the
Lumberjacks finally find the location of the Black Poplar tree but all they saw
was a tree stump and a trail of chewed off bark leading to a nearby Dam.
As they followed the trail they found the Dam but it was
overrun by the same Beavers that won the war against the Woodpeckers. As they
looked around the Dam they find out that the Beavers had already used the Black
Poplar to block the Dam. As angry as Jack the Lumberjack was, he took a deep
breath and came up with a plan to claim the wood from the Beavers. His plan of
action was to talk to the Woodpeckers that were involved in the legendary war.
They looked all over the woods, covering every square inch,
to find the Woodpeckers but the Lumberjacks had no luck. It wasn’t until Chains
the Chainsaw Wielder decided to randomly cut down trees when they saw a wood
pecker on a nearby branch.
Peck the Woodpecker, Leader of the Woodpeckers, confronts
the Lumberjacks to question them why they are terrorising their homeland. Jack
the Lumberjack apologises for Chains the Chainsaw Wielder’s behaviour. Peck the
Woodpecker accepts his apology and wants to hear Jack the Lumberjack’s
proposal. Jack the Lumberjack tells Peck the Woodpecker their proposition and
accepts to join them if the lumberjacks give the Woodpeckers 50% of the Black
Poplar. They accept their companionship and prepared for war.
Back at Beaver Dam the Beavers were just doing their daily routine,
making sure that the Dam is well barricaded until a Beaver runs back to his
homeland to warn them about an incoming war.
As the Beavers panicked, A Beaver named Barry stood up to
convince the other Beavers to fight off the enemy. As the Beavers listened to
Barry’s words, they all decided to come up with a plan. Their main plan of
action was to use some of the bark from their Dam and make weapons out of them
such as Bows, Catapults and wooden swords. The Beavers stood in their
designated positions and waited for the enemy to make their entrance.
As the ground was shaking and the river vibrating, a large
vehicle drove through the trees and exposed itself to the Beavers. As the
Beavers gulped in fear, a large man stepped out of the large vehicle to make a
deal with the Beavers. Jack the Lumberjack threatens the Beavers by saying that
if the Beavers don’t give up their Dam in peace they will open fire on them. As
the Beavers looked up to Barry, Barry had a tough decision to make. As the
Stubborn Beaver he is, he denies Jack the Lumberjacks request and orders his
fellow Beavers to take aim. Shunned by Barry’s denial, Jack the Lumberjack
sounds the horn to summon his men and the Woodpeckers.
As the Beavers waited for the enemy, Barry was cautious
about the enemy’s plan of attack. Barry looked far in the trees and can only
see glimpses of what seems to be a queue of rafts. As the Beavers waited they
finally see the Lumberjacks rowing on rafts with axes in hand. The Beavers open
fire and the Lumberjacks are out of reach to attack the Beavers.
The Beavers dominated the first wave of the enemies and
prepare for the next battle. The second Battle
was fiercer this time around due to the Woodpeckers assisting the Lumberjacks
by pecking the Beavers. By shooting down the Woodpeckers, the Beavers were able
to fight off the remaining Lumberjacks. However the Beavers were one Beaver
down as he was too injured to continue fighting. The Medics carry the Beaver to
safety and Barry asks another Beaver to take his place. As each battle grew fiercer,
Barry decides to bring out the big guns. Barry orders the Beavers to open the
big wooden gate to unleash their secret weapon. As the Beavers step back from
the open door, a loud roar bellows across the woods. As the enemy pause their
attack out of concern, a large foot steps out of the gate. As the mysterious
figure makes it way out of the darkness, Jack the Lumberjack shines a light to
reveal its true form, fearing what it might be. As the light ascend from the
feet, Jack the Lumberjack soon realised that this huge hairy creature was in
deed Jack the Lumberjack’s greatest fear, Big Foot.
As Big Foot was blinded by light, he went into a sudden rage
and started destroying anything that crossed him. As he wreaked havoc, The
Lumberjacks and the Woodpeckers retreated to safety. As the stupid monster he
is, Big Foot ran off into the woods so that he can live on his own. Apart from
the occasional misleading photos, no one saw him again.
As the enemy was wounded by Big Foot’s fierce attack. Jack the
Lumber and Peck the Woodpecker had no other choice but to go all out. As the
remaining crew made their way towards sudden defeat, Peck the Woodpecker flew
away out of fear but Jack the Lumberjack was determined to win the war. Jack
the Lumberjack had nothing to lose so he got into the biggest boat he could
find and went to battle head on. Out of pity, Barry commanded his fellow
Beavers to stand down. As Jack the Lumberjack neared the Dam, he readied his
axe and started chopping. Jack the Lumberjack gave it his all but the only
impact he left was a scratch. As he cried over the fact that he had lost, Barry
makes his way to the battlefield to see Jack the Lumberjack. Barry stood in
Jack the Lumberjacks field of view and speaks to him. Barry said that if Jack
the Lumberjack steers clear of Beaver Dam, Barry will give him 50% of the Black
Poplar. As Jack the Lumberjack Smiled upon Barry’s face, He shook his furry
little hand and called it a deal. Jack the Lumberjack leaves as a happy man and
the Beavers wave good bye and get back to their daily duties.
The End.
