Tuesday, 12 May 2015

Beaver Dam


There was once a tale, a tale about Beavers and Woodpeckers fighting each other to claim a rare type of wood called Black Poplar. Beavers wanted the wood to build Dams. The Woodpeckers on the other hand wanted the wood to create more jobs for their kind so that they can employ more Woodpeckers to peck on wood for a living. Even though the Woodpeckers were a nuisance, the Beavers fought them off by using the wood to their advantage by making weapons such as Bows, Catapults and even wooden planes. The story was so bizarre that no one in their right mind believed it.

One day a group of stupid Lumberjacks picked up on the story and were hell bent on seeking for the wood so that they can make houses, carts and book shelves. Jack the Lumberjack, The leader of the Lumberjacks, travelled into the woods with his men to find the Black Poplar tree. As days went by the Lumberjacks finally find the location of the Black Poplar tree but all they saw was a tree stump and a trail of chewed off bark leading to a nearby Dam.  

As they followed the trail they found the Dam but it was overrun by the same Beavers that won the war against the Woodpeckers. As they looked around the Dam they find out that the Beavers had already used the Black Poplar to block the Dam. As angry as Jack the Lumberjack was, he took a deep breath and came up with a plan to claim the wood from the Beavers. His plan of action was to talk to the Woodpeckers that were involved in the legendary war.

They looked all over the woods, covering every square inch, to find the Woodpeckers but the Lumberjacks had no luck. It wasn’t until Chains the Chainsaw Wielder decided to randomly cut down trees when they saw a wood pecker on a nearby branch.

Peck the Woodpecker, Leader of the Woodpeckers, confronts the Lumberjacks to question them why they are terrorising their homeland. Jack the Lumberjack apologises for Chains the Chainsaw Wielder’s behaviour. Peck the Woodpecker accepts his apology and wants to hear Jack the Lumberjack’s proposal. Jack the Lumberjack tells Peck the Woodpecker their proposition and accepts to join them if the lumberjacks give the Woodpeckers 50% of the Black Poplar. They accept their companionship and prepared for war.

Back at Beaver Dam the Beavers were just doing their daily routine, making sure that the Dam is well barricaded until a Beaver runs back to his homeland to warn them about an incoming war.

As the Beavers panicked, A Beaver named Barry stood up to convince the other Beavers to fight off the enemy. As the Beavers listened to Barry’s words, they all decided to come up with a plan. Their main plan of action was to use some of the bark from their Dam and make weapons out of them such as Bows, Catapults and wooden swords. The Beavers stood in their designated positions and waited for the enemy to make their entrance.

As the ground was shaking and the river vibrating, a large vehicle drove through the trees and exposed itself to the Beavers. As the Beavers gulped in fear, a large man stepped out of the large vehicle to make a deal with the Beavers. Jack the Lumberjack threatens the Beavers by saying that if the Beavers don’t give up their Dam in peace they will open fire on them. As the Beavers looked up to Barry, Barry had a tough decision to make. As the Stubborn Beaver he is, he denies Jack the Lumberjacks request and orders his fellow Beavers to take aim. Shunned by Barry’s denial, Jack the Lumberjack sounds the horn to summon his men and the Woodpeckers.

As the Beavers waited for the enemy, Barry was cautious about the enemy’s plan of attack. Barry looked far in the trees and can only see glimpses of what seems to be a queue of rafts. As the Beavers waited they finally see the Lumberjacks rowing on rafts with axes in hand. The Beavers open fire and the Lumberjacks are out of reach to attack the Beavers.

The Beavers dominated the first wave of the enemies and prepare for the next battle. The second Battle was fiercer this time around due to the Woodpeckers assisting the Lumberjacks by pecking the Beavers. By shooting down the Woodpeckers, the Beavers were able to fight off the remaining Lumberjacks. However the Beavers were one Beaver down as he was too injured to continue fighting. The Medics carry the Beaver to safety and Barry asks another Beaver to take his place. As each battle grew fiercer, Barry decides to bring out the big guns. Barry orders the Beavers to open the big wooden gate to unleash their secret weapon. As the Beavers step back from the open door, a loud roar bellows across the woods. As the enemy pause their attack out of concern, a large foot steps out of the gate. As the mysterious figure makes it way out of the darkness, Jack the Lumberjack shines a light to reveal its true form, fearing what it might be. As the light ascend from the feet, Jack the Lumberjack soon realised that this huge hairy creature was in deed Jack the Lumberjack’s greatest fear, Big Foot.         

As Big Foot was blinded by light, he went into a sudden rage and started destroying anything that crossed him. As he wreaked havoc, The Lumberjacks and the Woodpeckers retreated to safety. As the stupid monster he is, Big Foot ran off into the woods so that he can live on his own. Apart from the occasional misleading photos, no one saw him again. 

As the enemy was wounded by Big Foot’s fierce attack. Jack the Lumber and Peck the Woodpecker had no other choice but to go all out. As the remaining crew made their way towards sudden defeat, Peck the Woodpecker flew away out of fear but Jack the Lumberjack was determined to win the war. Jack the Lumberjack had nothing to lose so he got into the biggest boat he could find and went to battle head on. Out of pity, Barry commanded his fellow Beavers to stand down. As Jack the Lumberjack neared the Dam, he readied his axe and started chopping. Jack the Lumberjack gave it his all but the only impact he left was a scratch. As he cried over the fact that he had lost, Barry makes his way to the battlefield to see Jack the Lumberjack. Barry stood in Jack the Lumberjacks field of view and speaks to him. Barry said that if Jack the Lumberjack steers clear of Beaver Dam, Barry will give him 50% of the Black Poplar. As Jack the Lumberjack Smiled upon Barry’s face, He shook his furry little hand and called it a deal. Jack the Lumberjack leaves as a happy man and the Beavers wave good bye and get back to their daily duties.


The End.

Thursday, 1 January 2015

Goodbye 2014

I know this is a bit of a late one but my god 2014 was one heck of a year. So much has happened in so little time. I think this has been the most life changing year for me. I finished College with great grades. I have a job in an area which involves both my interests and studies and just generally I feel better about myself.

My confidence has increased significantly. I no longer shy away when confronted by people, I dance in public and I have the most amazing group of friends I can ask for. Honestly a year ago I never went outside. I always stayed indoors because I saw myself as an outcast to society and that was a terrible feeling but now I feel accepted. I drink all the time with my friends, I go to conventions and I sing out loud.

Honestly the best year so far and hopefully 2015 will be better. I haven't come up with just one new years resolution. Instead I have multiple.

1. Get a girlfriend (cause I'm 19 and still never had one lol)
2. Get back into journalism.
3. Take my job seriously.
4. Maybe get abs or at least lose weight.
5. Less hospital visits (I should not have heart problems at my age)

As for this journalism thing I'm going to start writing game reviews and articles on my blogger for now since that I don't have a website of my own.

I hope that everyone has enjoyed 2014 but sadly it has to come to an end. Goodbye 2014, HELLO 2015

Sunday, 21 December 2014

Beards are awesome!!!

Hi guys. How are you? I'm great. Thanks for asking XD.

So I'm just going to get to the point but recently I have stopped shaving out of pure laziness because I am a lazy person with nothing to do.

Anyway on Thursday and Friday I went out to my favourite bar with my favourite people. The usual scenario would be that I would be drinking so I can get a little confidence boost. talk to my friends and dance my funky little ass off in an effort to make people laugh and make new friends.

So I did that but for some unknown reason some fairly attractive women kept hitting on me. So naturally I just went "well this is new" in my head and whilst they would be talking to me they all mentioned my beard. In all honesty I thought my beard was underdeveloped but comparing to everyone elses beard that are the same age as me I was the clear winner since that I can actually grow a proper beard. yep no bum fluff from this feller.

Anyway I know now that the beard is the way to go. no more baby face from this guy. I'll make sure that the beard is fairly trimmed cause right now it is a bit curly. But if I happen to accidentally shave all of my beard all I have to do is wait 4-6 days for it to grow back so that is not too bad.

I shall make my leave now cause I have work in the morning so stay beautiful and merry Christmas and a happy new year.

Tuesday, 16 December 2014

Long time, No post

Sorry that title is just terrible but HEY YOU GUUUYYYS!!! How are you lovely bunch people today! I hope you guys are ready for the bestest, most awesomest Christmas and new years ever! I certainly am. Wooooooo Christmas! A time where everyone gives you presents and you don't have to pay a damn thing.

Naaaaaa I'm just joking. Christmas is really about getting together and thanking every last one of your friends and Family for being a part of your life. awwwww kinda sweet when you think about it haha!

I hope you guys didn't miss me too much because I did. I love writing and letting strangers read about my personal life. READ ALL ABOUT IT, SOME TWAT IS POSTING STUFF ABOUT HIS PERSONAL LIFE!!!

No really I did miss writing. Writers block is so annoying don't you think. I used to be a reviewer and I loved every single moment of it. Just writing whatever comes to mind and being able to have your say feels pleasant.

Honestly I could not be any happier right now. I have awesome friends that I care with all my heart and my favourite time of the year is finally here. I can actually feel like I can leave my depression, anxiety and lack of confidence behind for once and just start having a good time. In fact I'm thinking of going to some random bar and start singing some dean martin or frank Sinatra jr for karaoke night.

I chose those artists because I love swing. ring-a-ding-ding baby. But yea swing is my passion. I always wanted to be on stage wearing a nice tuxedo, sitting on a high top chair with a glass of spiced rum in my hand (Spiced rum and redbull is gorgeous by the way). unfortunately I know I'm not the best of singers but with my range of voice impersonations I'm sure I can come up with a decent tone of voice for "ain't that a kick in the head" by Dean Martin. Literally my favourite song in the whole wide world.

Honestly I feel so damn happy right now. Apart from a few minor set backs such as my job not liking me very much and the fact I'm still single (Single and ready to mingle XD) I feel relaxed.

I am looking forward to the future and shall not dwell in the past. Hopefully 2015 will be awesome and I hope it will be awesome for you guys too. Still haven't thought of a new years  resolution yet but I'll think of something so that I seem normal XD.

But yea recently I have been good my friends and please tell me how you feel about what the new year may bring and share your plans for the holidays. Oh how rude I haven't told you what I'm doing for the holidays. Well I shall spend Christmas and Boxing day with my loving family and then go down to Devon for a few days to see the rest of my family. The thing is my Granddad owns a hotel down in Devon and the plan is, is to have every family member stay there and have the biggest family Christmas party we ever had. Sounds so awesome and can't wait to meet everyone. For new years eve I plan on spending it with my friends for the first time ever. Probably go to my favourite bar and maybe dance until my legs can't take it anymore and sing until I'm breathless.

Honestly I am so looking forward to the holidays and I'd love to hear what you guys are doing. Just post a comment and lets get chatting shall we but for now...

 
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Sunday, 5 October 2014

How anyone can succeed in life

Hi all! During these recent years I have come to realise that I have had a fairly successful life despite the fact that I didn't do well in school. So I'm going to tell you how I got to where I am by being the person I am by telling you more about my life story.

I have mentioned this before but at a very young age I was diagnosed with a disability called dyspraxia. It's a little bit like dyslexia but it effects your motor skills as well. So in school I was clumsy and really bad at sports. However the other thing I did not mention is that I am technically retarded and this is no joke. The doctors pretty much said that I will struggle at everything I do especially in school and performing individual tasks. Obviously I found this out when I was 12 years old and it has been a burden but I have come to terms with that. In fact ever since I've known I have tried so much harder to complete my tasks.

So I finished school with really bad grades. While I felt disappointed and depressed I didn't let it get to me. So instead of mourning that the fact that I would never be good at anything I moved on and went into college. While the chances were slim I still managed to go to college and study ICT.

The reason why I chose ICT is because I played loads of games and because I felt like I was an outcast to society I stayed indoors pretty much all my entire life sitting in front of a computer. During college I changed. I was a very shy kid before I went to college but for some reason that all changed. While I was still pretty shy I did some how gain a confidence boost and made many friends because of it and I was very happy. I was also doing very well in my course. In fact at the end of my first year I was awarded the student of the year award.

This was when I found out that anyone can do anything if they put their mind to it. Just because a bunch of clever doctors said that I'm not all that smart, it doesn't mean that I'll never be happy or make a name for myself.

While I was in college I became a gaming journalist for an American gaming website called VGMMDI. While I didn't get paid or anything I enjoyed writing articles and I loved the fact that I can connect to people around the world and listen to their comments. It wasn't a well known website (in fact we would be lucky to get 10 viewers) but with my articles they were the most popular out of the bunch. With my articles I would of gotten 10,000 viewers where is everyone else would of gotten 60 viewers. I don't know why but people seemed to like what I did and it felt rewarding.

Then I had to quit to get a paid job at a petrol station. The pay wasn't half bad but working there was stressful though since that it was so disorganised. In fact there were times where I didn't get paid so I had to yell at my boss quite a lot even though I would usually avoid confrontation. However ever since I left that job I have become so much stronger. I feel like I can take on my own battles now and I'm much happier for it.

And now I got this new job where I am a web designer. When I got this job I was surprised that I made it this far in so little time. I'm 19 years old and I already have a steady career and this is in England which means it's even more impressive that I have a job at my age.

So now I feel like I have a purpose in life and I am so much more happier. While I still have trouble performing simple tasks and meeting new people I feel like that I have so much potential and this is simply the beginning of a new and happier life.

Just because someone tells you that you're ugly or stupid, it doesn't necessarily mean that your not going to have a good life because if you actually try hard and put more positivity in your life then nothing but good things could come out of it.  

Thursday, 2 October 2014

L death note

Hello all. At the 25th of October I will be going to Comic Con and I will be cosplaying the one... the only... L. Yes L from Death Note

While I still need to put make up and whiten my body because I'm too naturally tanned (Yep no fake tango on me) I think I'm pretty much there. What do you guys think. Also if you see me at comic feel free to say hi. I have also been studying his personality carefully so on the day I will be an arrogant genius. All though that is pretty much normal me anyway so... yea

Wednesday, 1 October 2014

How weird is normal

Hello again! All my life I have been perceived as a weirdo. While I felt neglected it felt right to feel weird. I used to act like I was normal but that was boring. What's so fun about normal.

Then I went out. It was late. Had a beer in one hand and a woman in another lol. While I was just hanging around talking to people I noticed that everyone in the bar was weird. And seeing that was fun. Then it hit me. No one is normal. Everyone has their own definition of what is weird and what is normal.

So technically everyone is weird but that is OK. It just shows that you have personality. If everyone was normal then the world would be dull and predictable and what's the fun in that.

So I ask you, embrace your weirdness. Don't let someone push you around and tell you to act normal. Because the chances are they're not quite normal themselves.